Not that I give a fuck about football, or about your superstitions — but if it’s me reading the signs, I don’t send the Eagles guy whose personal motto is Excelsior to a fucking Giants game, especially when he’s already in a legal situation.
Remember that time Jean Valjean told Cosette she needed to get a maid.
And Cosette answered, “Have I not Marius?”
Never forget this thing.
I’m looking at you.
guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science